i've been thinking, and i guess my driving off the road twice in one week may be part of a tantification process. i tried this idea on doctor j, and she seems to agree. apparently she did the same thing last winter, and has been close to doing it a few times more since then. other signs that indicate a tantification process is that i have become fond of cookies, and doctor j confessed that she is using shoe studs. i wonder if we will start wearing pink tights and too big hairs soon?