even though i have now cooked food on a wooden board there are still things that make me behave like a five-year-old. the words "please close the lid!" written in big black unfriendly letters under the toilet lid, for example. especially when they are followed by "welcome back!", as some kind of attempt to make it all sound nice. as part of the beautifying process of the toilets at work, they now all have those two sentences written under their lids. so, today i started leaving the toilet lid open.